The Imaginary Sister
Desperate, deprived depressive
times
A cautionary tale against the
dangers, perils and pitfalls of DIY psychotherapy
“Life is what happens to you
while you're busy making other plans.”
Reader's Digest, 1957
Allen Saunders
Fin de siècle Swindon
The turn of the century Swindonian screw
One day, Vince, an old college friend, finally invited
me to his house, whereupon, at last, I met his slightly younger sister,
Suzanne-Antoinetta.
I had heard much about her, much that I had liked.
Perhaps I liked what I heard so much because I thought that if she had some
defects of her own to deal with, I might have more luck with her. I felt that
there was more of a chance that we might get on, that she may not be utterly
repulsed by me - as people usually are - and, who knows? She might even like
me. She seemed to me the female version of me (or at least how I used to be, as
if the old me had been reincarnated in the form of a young woman).
I had been told that:
·She not only looked like a female version of her
brother (who himself looked a little effeminate, the main difference was their
height and hair length) but she also seemed to religiously follow the dictates
of his taste in literature, as if she was a quietist nun or sister, silently
worshipping him like a saint.
·She was a committed and kinky self-flagellator, and
(like Des Esseintes’ mother in Joris-Karl Huysmans’ À rebours) a fulltime agoraphobe, who rarely left
her boudoir, let alone the house, “immobile et couchée, dans une chambre obscure”, “a chronic invalid, who never left the precincts of a
shuttered bedroom”.
·She was terminally depressed, she never spoke to
anyone, she had been institutionalised in a psychiatric unit some years ago and
wanted to kill herself.
So it seemed odd to me that when we entered the house,
she came down the stairs asking, “Does anyone want to give me a hug?” Her
brother didn’t look very keen, but reluctantly gave her a quick one anyway
before pushing her away, whereupon she looked desirously at me.
“Do you like hugs?”
“Yes,” I replied, “although I’m not accustomed to
them, giving or receiving.”
“So you’re a desperate, deprived depressive like me?”
I was. And with that, she flung her arms around me
and, with her mouth covered by my shoulder, the muffled words could be made
out, just about:
“I feel so sad today, so sad that I think I may have
reached so far down to the bottom that the only way is through the other side.”
These enigmatic words worried me, and gave cause for
caution and hope in equal measure. Was she on the way up or was she feeling
well enough to end it all?
“Can you come up to my room?”
I looked at my friend but said nothing.
Suzanne-Antoinetta, judging by her brother’s
indifferent reaction (which she was indifferent to) went on:
“I don’t think he’ll mind if I steal you away from him
for a while.”
And she was right.
***
“as a stranger give it welcome.
There are more things in heaven
and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your
philosophy.”
Act 1 Scene V, Hamlet
William Shakespeare
As they went to her boudoir, Mrs Fennel, their mother
arrived home. She was a cognitive-behavioural psychotherapist, but had hitherto
been unable to cure her own daughter of the melancholic malady that
Suzanne-Antoinetta had suffered from for many years. Parents can only rarely
teach or cure their offspring, once they have past childhood.
“Alright son? How is she today, has she come down
yet?”
“Yes, but now she’s gone back up, with a strange man?”
“What! How’s that? What’s she doing with a strange
man? I haven’t seen her with a member of the opposite sex - who wasn’t a
relation - since she was at secondary school.”
“Maybe that’s the problem.”
“Who is this strange man anyway?”
“Don’t worry. He’s Rich, but not in that sense, or any other sense than the
strictly nominal, so don’t get too excited. He’s just a “friend” of mine from
college, he’s harmless. They are so depressed alone that they will make each
other happy together. The last thing she needs is a Don Giovanni or Giacomo
Girolamo Casanova de Seingalt, who will just fuck her today and fuck off
tomorrow. That would destroy her. This guy’s so desperate that he’ll probably
love her forever, or until death anyway. She’ll probably end up dumping him,
which would be great for her self-esteem. He could cure her because he’s the
only person on this earth who is as big a loser as she is.”
“Do you always speak so well of you friends behind
their backs?”
“Yes, I do. I had successfully kept him away from my
friends - except for occasional lapses, freak accidents and accidental
encounters; instead, I let him linger outside on the street while I went inside
their houses to see them. But there was no great problem to fear anyway when
they did meet, because he doesn’t get on with anyone, and nobody ever likes him.
Thus, he never became established as a member of any of my numerous groups of
friends, none of which do I invite home, for obvious reasons. Eventually, I
stopped mentioning my sister altogether, I even started to claim that I didn’t
have one, and denied that I did if anyone suggested anything to the contrary,
correcting them by referring to her merely as “my imaginary sister, that’s what
you mean, isn’t it?” I’d say to them. Prior to that, when I mentioned my sister
to anyone, which was very rare in any case, and never intentional, normal
people just thought she sounded like a weirdo, or they felt a vague sense of
pity for a couple of awkward seconds before we swiftly returned to more
important matters. But not with him. When I told him I had a sister, that was
enough to brighten his gloomy face. But when I described all the problems she
had, his eyes lit up like a fully functioning furnace and an upside-down arched
smile made such a strange shape of his mouth of the like I never thought
possible on this pre-eminently sombre sulker. I could see that he wanted to
meet her, and that he would wait for an invite instead of asking me to set it
up. So I told him that it wasn’t a good time for her, that she was too ill,
that meeting such a morose individual as him (only looking for a psychiatric
suicidal case study to reduce a person to) might make her worse. But today, he
asked about the Kurt Vonnegut novels he had lent me, as a sublimated way of
pleading to be introduced. So I invited him here. Before I could even go to my
room for the books, she came down the stairs. Usually, she looks out of the
window to see if anyone’s coming home to avoid them, but today it seemed that
she came down on purpose, perhaps out of curiosity, because of this strange man
I was accompanied by.”
“Well, that is quite a turn of events. I can’t think
where all this might lead, but I can’t see how she could get any worse, without
her actually killing herself.”
“Which would be an improvement at any rate, for all
concerned, for a defunct depressive is infinitely easier to live with than a
finite living depressive.”
“Oh don’t say such things. But my mind’s at rest if
you think he’s alright for her, even though I don’t like the things you say,
you are usually a good judge of character, even if your judgements are always
so severely censorious.”
At that moment, the strange man came down the stairs,
alone.
“And, what happened? Hello, nice to meet you by the
way, I’m Mrs Fennel.”
“It’s nice to meet you too. Um, I feel somewhat sworn
to secrecy on the matter. Even if I am not a professional psychotherapist, I
probably should follow the codified dictates of standard ethical practice,” he
carried on in a whisper, while pointing for them to all go outside via the
front door, “but as I want to help you help her, I will tell you, even if I do
feel like a treacherous spy.”
“So?”
“Well, I was quite disappointed because she is not
quite the depressive I was told about, and consequently expected. But I quickly
realised that being with a depressive like myself would be as depressing as
being with myself all the time, so I quickly perked up, and so did she, saying
that for the first time in her life she didn’t feel alone. She wants me to cum
again, I mean, come again, to come around more often that is, in fact, what she
really said is that she wants me to move into her room with her.”
“What?”
“I tried to explain that it was not a decision for her
or me to make but yours, as you are the owner of the house. Tell her I said
this when she asks you, because she will soon, after I leave. The problem is
that she took this as an excuse, and felt that I was rejecting her. Thus, I
told her that I would come down and be nice to you, as she suggested, so that
you will like me and let me stay. So here I am, despite thinking the idea to be
ridiculous and unwelcome to your ears.”
“Why ridiculous?”
“I wouldn’t have imagined anyone would want me here.
Why would you - or anyone else for that matter - let a strange man live in the
boudoir of your depressed daughter?”
“A good point, but we are desperate, and haven’t any conventional avenues left
to try. You seem to suffer from low self-esteem yourself, thinking that we
wouldn’t want you here.”
“No, I have no self-esteem at all; I feel I was merely
being realistic.”
“Well, if no one objects, let’s have a trial period
and see how it goes. If all goes badly, as least we can say we tried. What’s
the worst that could happen?”
“She could kill herself.”
“She may well do that anyway,” interjected Vince,
“it’s what we’ve been waiting for.”
“Don’t listen to him,” contested his mother. “So it’s
agreed. Now what do we need? Where will you sleep?”
“She wants me to sleep with her.”
“In the same bed?”
“That’s her idea.”
“But won’t that lead to…?”
“That’s the idea,” interrupted Vince, “she’s sex
starved. She’s living a life of involuntary chastity, it’s a surprise she
hasn’t killed herself on live television yet like Christine Chubbuck (and with
that name who can blame her), or at least it would be a surprise if anyone let
her appear on TV. In any case, the cameramen would have to bring all their
equipment to the house, otherwise she’d have to actually leave the house to go
down to the TV studio. A good banging will do her some good, it might knock
some sense into her, hopefully without knocking her up, as the love child of
those two is the last thing I need or this house needs or indeed the world as a
whole. She’s even started coming onto me, trying to seduce me with alcohol,
cheap wine from a carton and the like, it was most upsetting, and insulting,
boxed wine indeed. Am I not worth more than that, champagne at the very least,
what does she take me for?”
“Why did you never tell me that, sonny boy?”
“Attempted incest! It’s not an easy thing to tell a
mother about, is it?”
“I suppose not. But she’s a virgin.”
“That’s the problem;” said Vince, realising that Rich
had gone quiet and red in the face, who asked “is there something you want to
tell us?”
“It already has…”
“What?” Mrs Fennel asked.
“…led to sex.”
“What! Why didn’t you mention that earlier?”
“It would have sounded a bit rash.”
“It still does.”
“As rash as the sex you had, now that was quick,”
added Vince derisively, “and I did wonder what became of the belt you were
wearing. Why did you even remove it? You can pull down your pantaloons without
taking the belt off, you know?”
“It does sound rash,” Rich said (choosing to ignore
Vince’s sarcastic inquisition) while thinking to himself, as if burdened under
the weight of something heavy pressing down upon his mind, “Oh belt up will
you, Vince!” before finishing his sentence “but on account of what you’ve just
told me, Mrs Fennel, it seems that desperate times deserve desperate measures.”
“And what would these measures be?”
“Well, one plan I had kind of goes against what we have all just agreed upon
here, because I told her that I didn’t think you would want me to move in, so
Su suggested that:
“I could move out, and thus we could live together
without the need of anyone’s approval.”
To which I asked, “How would you afford another place,
without money or a job?”
“I could get a job,” she replied.
“But that would mean you would have to leave the
house, both to look for a job, and then actually do the job.”
“Not necessarily, I could work from home.”
“Doing what?”
“I don’t know - what jobs can I do from home?”
“I don’t know.”
“I can look it up, and find something.”
“Ok, do that.”
“The problem with that plan is that it is utterly
unrealistic,” said Rich to the mother.
“You don’t say,” added Vince flippantly.
“But at least we have something that is motivating her
so much that she is considering doing things that normal people do, for a
change. My plan is to work with her interests - but we will have to be patient,
and take things slowly…”
“That’s rich, coming from you,” again added Vince, with his customary vitriol.
“I hope to cure her melancholy with her interest in
the selfsame thing. I plan to fight melancholy with melancholy. When you feel
your own sadness in something outside of yourself – whether in the music of
Shostakovich, the art of Edvard Munch, the literature of Pessoa, or in another
person, in someone else - you no longer feel so sad, or else you find “the
comfort in being sad”, as Kurt Cobain ironically sang. Instead, one can find
the sensation of a joyous communion that reduces, if not completely destroys,
one’s sense of estranged and embittered isolation in the world. Melancholy
doesn’t have to kill you, sadness itself can save your life, by finding it and
indulging - even dwelling - in it. Paradoxically, as it was for Cioran and Nietzsche
– for whom the “thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one
gets through many a dark night” - suicide becomes less of a threat and more of
a comfort blanket, perhaps even the only thought that enables one to carry on
living at all.
I heard her listening and singing along to the sullen
and sombre Songes and Ayres of John Dowland, especially Come
Again …
“All the night my sleeps are full of dreams,
My eyes are full of streams.
My heart takes no delight
To see the fruits and joys that some do find
And mark the storms are me assign'd”
… and a more modern moroseness of The Smashing
Pumpkins’ Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness and Gene with their
mirthless metropolitan London
Can You Wait?
“My kith and kin
I have sinned
I didn't hear the siren”
I listened intently with pain tinged bittersweet
memories as she recited poesy I also knew by heart, having studied it at New College
, Keats’ meditative Ode on Melancholy:
NO, no! go not to Lethe, neither twist
Wolf's-bane, tight-rooted, for its poisonous
wine;
Nor suffer thy pale forehead to be kist
By nightshade, ruby grape of
Proserpine;
Make not your rosary of
yew-berries,
Nor let the beetle, nor the death-moth
be
Your mournful Psyche, nor the downy
owl
A partner in your sorrow's mysteries;
For shade to shade will come too
drowsily,
And drown the wakeful anguish of
the soul.
But when the melancholy fit shall fall
Sudden from heaven like a weeping
cloud,
That fosters the droop-headed flowers all,
And hides the green hill in an April
shroud;
Then glut thy sorrow on a morning rose,
Or on the rainbow of the salt
sand-wave,
Or on the wealth of globèd
peonies;
Or if thy mistress some rich anger shows,
Emprison her soft hand, and let her
rave,
And feed deep, deep upon her
peerless eyes.
She dwells with Beauty—Beauty that must
die;
And Joy, whose hand is ever at his
lips
Bidding adieu; and aching Pleasure nigh,
Turning to poison while the bee-mouth
sips:
Ay, in the very temple of Delight
Veil'd Melancholy has her sovran
shrine,
Though seen of none save him whose
strenuous tongue
Can burst Joy's grape against his palate
fine;
His soul shall taste the sadness of her
might,
And be among her cloudy trophies
hung.
I saw …”
“Yes, tell me, I haven’t been allowed in there for
years,” Mrs Fennel asked curiously.
“If you let me finish, I’ll continue. I saw, from her
boudoir book, record and art collection that she is mesmerised by anything on
the subject of melancholy. The room stuck me at first as a catalogue of
melancholy, like a miserable museum or even mausoleum of morose masterpieces,
or a ghastly gallery within a mirrored hall of horrors. Covering the dark,
gloomy walls - and the obscure, blackened shut up windows - were grotesque
images of torture, suffering and cruelty. On one wall were exhibited the 104
illustrations of melancholic martyrdoms by Jan Luiken in Het bloedig toneel,
of Martelaersspiegel der Doops-Gesinde of Weerloose Christenen, die om 't
getuygenis van Jesus haren (hun) Salighmaker geleden hebben ende gedood zijn
van Christi tijd af tot desen tijd toe (The Bloody Theater or Martyrs
Mirror of the Defenseless Christians who baptized only upon confession of
faith, and who suffered and died for the testimony of Jesus, their Saviour,
from the time of Christ to the year A.D. 1660). Facing that, oxymoronically,
asymmetrically, distortedly reflected were displayed Dürer’s depressing Melencolia,
gloomy Goya’s Los Desastres de la
Guerra , Edvard Munch’s darkly desolate Melancholy,
Odilon Redon’s raw Mélancolie and À Edgar Poe (Devant le noir soleil
de la Mélancolie
, Lénore apparaît)/To Edgar Poe (Before the Black Sun of Melancholia,
Lénor Appeared). She is akin to Julia Kristeva writing Black Sun:
Depression and Melancholia, which Su told the local library by phone to
order especially for her and then post to this address, for a small fee. It is
a book that she has still not returned, and perhaps never will. Not that anyone
else in Swindon would want to read it, nor is anyone here - throughout the
entire Borough - even capable of really understanding it, either emotionally or
intellectually, as the populace is far too provincial for such matters, myself
included I add wistfully, lamentably even.
For me, at least, Su is a chronicler of melancholy.
She notes down every mention of suicide on TV and radio, she cuts out pertinent
articles in magazines and papers, providing the context and sources with scholarly
specificity and pedantry. Similarly, I filled up whole notebooks - or the backs
of bus tickets - with references to this suicidal subject that I overheard
being discussed on bus journeys or by passersby on the street. She is a modern,
female incarnation of Robert Burton, a veritable anatomist of melancholy,
owning numerous editions of The Anatomy of Melancholy - if not all of
them. It is her bible (if she has one) just as it was mine, during college – it
was the only true friend I ever had.
Therefore, I will find events outside, in the real
world, which will interest her so much, that she will be motivated to venture
forth to them. I will inform her of these activities, and say that I will
attend them, to provide a sufficiently juicy carrot to attract her. It is
because she never steps outside that she knows nothing about the existence of
fascinating things out there, beyond what can be dreamt of in her pouting
pessimistic philosophy. But once I introduce, and accompany, her to the world,
she will not have to face it alone, and eventually she may even be able to live
in the world alone (instead of in the bed of her head) if she wants to.”
“And why do you think this plan will work?” asks the mother.
“Because it is based on experience, not vicariously,
not upon other people’s. Suicide is no laughing matter, I once tried to join a
volunteer group called the Samaritans to help the suicidal, but they wouldn’t
accept me, they deemed it suicidal to enter me into their ranks. After that
rejection I felt more suicidal, and then even more so when I realised that
there were no others groups I could go to for help, because they would
recognise me if I went to their building, or even if I phoned them - so much
for trying to be a Good Samaritan. Anyway, at least I was able to finish the
free training course they provided before finally rejecting me, thus providing
the knowledge that is deemed, by them, to be essential in order to save
someone’s life. Now, finally, I have the option to use the same knowhow to save
someone else’s.
Alternately, perhaps more common sensically, I should
utilise my own personal plan a posteriori, for it is how I cured myself
- as the common proverb runs (which was quoted by Jesus of Nazareth no less) “Ἰατρέ,
θεράπευσον σεαυτόν” (“Physician, heal thyself” Luke 4:23). Even though I cured myself
quite by accident, by finding fascinating events in the outside world that
interested me, I am confident that I can purposively apply this plan with
positive results. I heard about a concert of John Dowland Songes and Ayres
next week. Perhaps I can start with that as the first deadline.”
“Ok, well get started then. Work your magic. Maybe we
should go and tell her the good news: that you can stay.”
They merrily make their way up the stairs and open the
door to find her with a fixed and strange smile on her asphyxiated face, while
her naked, belt-bruised body swings from the belt that she had tied around the
top of her bookshelf.
Upon a single sheet of paper, also hanging from the
belt around her neck, read the words:
Death is what happens to others
while you’re busy making plans!